Greg grew up in Littleton, CO where he was destined for destiny.  He attended grade school with the creators of South Park and high school with the creator of Beavis & Butthead. He attended college in Albuquerque where he came to appreciate spicy food and bland people.  Greg is an avid fan of hair restoration, and has been known to put together a sculpture out of discarded goodies.  Greg moved to SF in 1993 pursuing graphic arts and eventually got into property management after a short stint in residential real estate.  He continues to appreciate fashion and T-shirt making.